“Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs” | Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special

“Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs” | Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special

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– I want to try and sing my song, but right now, I am not inspired exactly. (laughter) So, you know what you need to do? You need to play me something. Inspire my soul with your music. Play me something you think
I would like. (laughs) (laughter and cheers) (Middle Eastern sounding music) (laughter) You racist bastard! (laughter, cheers and applause) I hate Irish music. (laughter) Do I look like a leprechaun? (laughter) Aye begorrah! (laughter) I’m looking for me Lucky Charms. (laughter) Kinda hard to hope for Lucky Charms when you have coliosis. (laughter) I can’t even eat Lucky Charms. They go right through me too. (laughter) The little oat x’s hurt
when they come out. (laughter) Pst, ow, pst, ow, pst, ow, pst ow. (laughter) Zzzzip, oh, there’s a blue moon. (laughter) Now I can fart in a rainbow of colors. (laughter) (applause and cheers) – Okay, listen, why don’t you just go ahead and do the song? – I don’t care. (laughter) Okay, I’ll do the song now. I need a note. So I know where the hell I am. You got a note for me, Guitar Guy? (power chord) Ohhhhhhhhh (laughter) Ohhhhhhhhh (laughter) Ohhhhhhh – You weren’t even close. (laughter) – Gosh, I wonder why. Look at my giant ears. (laughter) – Can we have the note again? – Yeah, good, didn’t
hear it the first time. (laughter) (power chord) Ohhhh ♪ Dashing through the sand ♪ ♪ With a bomb strapped to my back ♪ ♪ I have a nasty plan ♪ ♪ For Christmas in Iraq ♪ ♪ I got through Checkpoint A ♪ ♪ But not through Checkpoint B ♪ ♪ That’s when I got shot in the ass ♪ ♪ By the US military ♪ (laughter and applause) Silence! I’m not finished. (laughter) And this is a sad song. (laughter) Ohhhhh ♪ Jingle bombs, jingle bombs ♪ ♪ Mine blew up, you see ♪ ♪ Where are all the virgins ♪ ♪ That Bin Laden promised me ♪ ♪ Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs ♪ ♪ Your soldiers shot me dead ♪ ♪ The only thing that I have left ♪ ♪ Is this towel upon my head ♪ (laughter) ♪ I used to be a man ♪ ♪ But every time I cough ♪ ♪ Thanks to Uncle Sam ♪ ♪ My nuts keep falling off ♪ (laughter) Stop looking, you perverts! (laughter) You can look, badonkadonk chick. (laughter) And I have an Irish wiener. (laughter) It’s magically delicious. (laughter, applause and cheers) Okay, that’s funny. I give you that one. That was good. (laughter) ♪ My bombing days are done ♪ ♪ I need to find some work ♪ ♪ Perhaps it would be much safer ♪ ♪ As a convenience store night clerk ♪ ♪ Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs ♪ ♪ I think I got screwed ♪ ♪ Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead ♪ ♪ Or I kill you! ♪ (laughter, cheers and applause) – Achmed the dead terrorist, there you go! – I kill you! (loud swipe and bang)

100 thoughts on ““Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs” | Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special”

  1. I love when he gets guitar guy laughing, you can tell the poor guy can't help but lose it, really wish he'd habe him in more of his acts!!!

  2. 2:06 wait if he doesn't have ear then before how did he hear the music and shout "YOU RACIST BASTARD"? , "I HATE IRISH MUSIC".

  3. I used to be a man
    But every time I cough,
    Thanks to Uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off!
    Both men look at his pelvis
    Achmed: catches them looking and they look away Stop looking you perverts!!
    Achmed: looks down at the woman You can look (I don't know how to spell the word* XD XD XD XD XD

  4. Funny thing is the dude playing guitar is Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfolds dad ? i never noticed that til now haha.

  5. Jeff Dunham: You would have an instantly successful business venture if you had Achmed The Dead Terrorist masks produced for Halloween; maybe too late for this year but ready for the market next year. And I am not recommending the cheap ones produced in China, but high quality ones MADE IN USA with sturdy materials so they could be proudly hung on the wall year round.

  6. Saw this last year and i still love it. Someone downloaded it and we play it at work at xmas time the hotel guests love it. Can we habe another one achmed please xx

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