THE GREAT DEPRESSION THEME PARK (super fun happy uwu)

THE GREAT DEPRESSION THEME PARK (super fun happy uwu)

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I’m so bored… Yeah same. My parents are getting me ANOTHER iphone x. It’s like they don’t even want us to have fun anymore! I know right? Our lives are like super bad right now. Same old thing every day- wake up, buy something school, buy something, sleep, and repeat! If only there was a place we could go to truly experience the wonders of being poor. Is having an ample amount of money to support your needs and whims at any
time of the day becoming too dull for you?? Yeah!!! Is that God?! Idk man I think it’s the other one Need somewhere to just have fun and feel poor?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Uh, yeah….? Wanna experience the wonders of hard times, depression and the
feeling of hitting rock bottom???! (Who wouldn’t want that!!!) yeah… Then come on over to HooverLAND!
you’ve never experienced anything like this before the tremendous loss of points in the
stock market is starting the credit structure of the economy the boom boom
boom of the Roaring Twenties is now gloom doom gloom the unemployment rate
is expected to drop to 25% and millions are at risk of losing their home
suicide among individuals and families are increasing at an alarming rate. president Hoover is yet to make a statement on the situation. we can only
hope for government involvement. Hoover is a strong believer of his rugged
individualism he wished to continue the era of no corporation regulation when
elected only for his dreams to crash like the wall street. many of his critics
pointed his quickness in responding to the hunger crisis affecting thousands of
Belgians and Russians but rather refuses to make any statements regarding this
horrific national crisis that is bound to affect millions of American
citizens- the same citizens who voted for him to become president others are
bashing the businesses and the corrupt ways for the crash. our reporter, Eleanor is on
the scene right now. NEWS ANCHOR ELEANOR: As you can see, I’m at Wall Street right now. thousands of affected citizens are running
to sell their stocks thousands more are running to banks to withdraw their
savings and hide under mattresses the only place that can be deemed safe at
this point back to you Thanks, Eleanor. As we can see the chaos is
increasing rapidly each day the president needs to step up his game
tune in to CNN at 8 p.m. tomorrow for further news on the situation thanks for
watching Disneyworld who??? explore our wide
varieties of activities around the park our latest attraction is… DUNDUNDUN…
the Skyscraper of Sadness!!!!!! Marvel at the ingenuity of the building. Get spooked by spot on the Herbert Hoover voice is! scream your heart out as you drop from the top
of the building at 39 miles an hour!!! you’re gonna have a blast
or should I say CRASH!!!!! If themed rides and mental/physical torture isn’t for you,
head on over to the Great Depression museum we have valuable artifacts from
that time period such as feed sack dresses, scotch
tape and…. get ready for it…. MONOPOLY!!!!
Admission to the museum
is only for the cheap price of 10.99$!!! It’s perfect for
family and friends alike to come enjoy themselves amongst remnants of a
poverty-stricken environment They used to tell me, I was building a dream And so i followed the mob When there was earth to plow Or guns to bear, I was always right on the job They used to tell me I was building a dream
With peace and glory ahead
Why should I be standing in line
Just waiting for bread? Once I built a railroad, I made it run
Made it race against time
Once I built a railroad, now it’s done brother can you spare a dime Once I built a tower up to the sun
Brick and rivet and lime
Once I built a tower, now it’s done Brother, can you spare a dime? In order to commemorate the opening of our amusement park, we have gotten KANYE WEST to come over and drop a new single on his album, DEPRESSION. *profuse blinking* WA$$UP ITS YOUNG NAY NAY ON THE TRAAACK AND KANYE WEEEESTTTTT I like big dips and I cannot lie! These other nerds can’t deny! When Mr M walks in with the history book in your face you get SCHOOLED!!! President Hoover did no stuff, to help when the times got tough. As the market up and crashed The president stood around and laughed FDR knew what’s up And he got down to the stuff! Government intervention? Yeah, we’ll mention. How it became depression prevention. let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in featuring award-winning performances
by our Broadway like cast members including a Bing Crosby look-alike and a
harmonica master otherwise known as little buddy
the endearing charming little boy who’s just asking for his parents to get a job and here ladies and gentlemen is a star
give it up for “LIL BUDDY!” The sign says, “Please Give My Papa a Job.” This was because employment rates had dropped (not stonks) I like big dips and I cannot lie! the
Great Depression made me cry in 1929! everything went down to *****SHAME***** *word salad* don’t be weird, get out okay, OKAYYYY! u suck im sorry hope By Hope Best, Nayonika Karia, Syona Bhandari, and Shriya Chunduri Edited and filmed by Nayo

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